What happens when your trip goes awry? When your sandal-clad foot steps in the cow dung? Perhaps you too have watched with disbelief as your travel plans fell apart, and have been tempted to look up at the cosmos and cry, Why me? In the book that was formerly titled I Learned King Fu from a Bear Cub, join our posse of twenty-five travelers as they endure some of the weirdest, wackiest, and most comic moments of misadventure you are ever likely to read about.